We All Deserve to Die

(( Independent Finitevus RPer ))
I am Dr. Finitevus, a genius of unparalleled intellect originating from the now destroyed city of Albion. My goal is to wipe away the disease that plagues Mobius.

egonslittlefire:

today is tough

but we’re going to make it through an—

Jak, no, that’s not for you, honey! You can have one of the beaters when I’m done with the icing, alright?

<3

“… what are you doing?”

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Specific headcanons—Go!

theonewhoisruledbyfear:

Put one (or more) of these in my ask box, and I’ll answer them!

 : Sleep headcanon

 : Drinking/drunk headcanon

 : Childhood headcanon

 : Genderbent headcanon

 : Sex headcanon

 : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

 : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)

 :  Cooking headcanon

 : Mood headcanon

 : Any other question of your choosing

(( Yes))

knuxandkneecaps123 asked, "Shadow: ... so, /you're/ Finitevus?"

“Is that a question or a statement?”

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Aaaand that was as much stupidity as he could bare to subject himself to after his misadventure.

Now where on Mobius were Egon and Jak?

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Anonymous asked, "Fin, 10 years from now- Yo, wormhead! Why is there still life on Mobius? What's the hold up ya slacker?!"

“I believe you’re referring to an alternative universe or a potential future. In which all I have to say is that perhaps in that case the plan takes time.

Or I’m dead. Difficult to say.”

Message deleted.

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Anonymous asked, "If you wanted major infomation from your victims, what sort of scare tactics would you use on the poor souls to get them to talk?"

“Most people are afraid of death. Some realize there are worse things- but that is the blunt method. People often have short sighted goals- either offer a method towards that or a threat to it and you’ll often get a response that you can work with.”

Message deleted.

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Anonymous asked, "You heard me you're now my sassy gay friend. NOW ACT SASSY AND GAY"

“No.”

Message deleted.

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Anonymous asked, "Hello buddy I missed youuuu"

“Mm hmm. I didn’t miss you, grey face.”

Message deleted.

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Anonymous asked, "kiss? :D"

He laughed.

“Gods, no.”

Message deleted.

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kokoroguardianoflife asked, ""Um... What's this "disease" You are talking about? NIDS?" The black female hedgehog feels something off about the person standing before her."

Strange message. No one was standing beside him here- his base was his sacred place and any intruders would be taken care of immediately.

“No, not NIDS- I’m referring to the thin film of cancer that coats the entirity of Mobius known as ‘all sentient life’. Which yes, unfortunately includes you.”

Message deleted.

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